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We’ve been blogging about healthy food choices for over five years now. Our app for making healthy food choices has been around for 3 years. We’re very proud that Fooducate has been able to help millions of people like you make healthier food choices.
Today, we are taking another step forward in helping you eat a bit better. Introducing our non-nonsense Fooducate Real Food Bar. We’ve studied the bar category and realized that despite hundreds of choices out there, not one single product has all the features that we would like:
- Tastes awesome
- Simple ingredients that you can easily pronounce
- A proper balance of healthy fats, protein, and carbohydrates
We’ve been working to find the perfect answer for the last year and a half. After countless test batches in our kitchen, along with feedback from hundreds of taste testers, we’ve come to what we feel is the ultimate snack – The Fooducate Real Food Bar.
This is the ingredient list:
raw almonds, raw cashews, raw walnuts, mejool dates, raisins, raw tahini, unsweetened shredded coconut, salt
What about nutrition?
We’ll start with calories. There are 220 calories per bar. Some of you may be scared off by this number and opt for a 100-calorie snack full of artificial sweeteners and fillers. The problem with those snacks is that 45 minutes later, you are hungry again, not to mention the deleterious long-term health effects of their ingredients. With the Fooducate Real Food Bar, we guarantee 3 hours of hunger-free satisfaction, made lovingly with real ingredients.
How can we be so certain you’ll feel satisfied for a full 3 hours?
The answer lies in our near perfect balance of the 3 macronutrients your body needs:
- 10 grams of fat (only 1.5 grams saturated),
- 20 grams of carbs (4 grams are fiber)
- 12 grams of protein
This ratio of macronutrients means your blood sugar won’t spike and then rapidly fall. The protein and fat combination will keep you satisfied longer than most bars. We could bore you with the health benefits of each and every ingredient and nutrient in this product, but we won’t. Notice that on our package we’re not making any ridiculous health claims about antioxidants, heart health, or eternal life. After all, it’s a snack, not medication.
On to the price – We are breaking all the rules here, and a single bar will cost you just $0.99! If you order 20 or more bars directly from us, the price goes down to $0.79 per bar! We’re so sure you will love our bars, that we are offering a money-back guarantee in case you are not happy with your choice.